woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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