for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She made me pour olive oil on her.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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