no. you can't hotbox the world.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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