Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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