I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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