I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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