YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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