I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Come share oat with me in your robe
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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