My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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