u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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