After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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