fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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