Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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