sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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