either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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