is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
sex in a hospital.. check
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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