I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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