I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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