Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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