my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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