is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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