You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My sheets look like a crime scene.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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