yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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