i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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