is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
well you can't waste a boner
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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