Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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