did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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