if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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