So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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