Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Still dying that you shit outside
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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