it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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