Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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