just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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