Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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