I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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