Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
