there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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