I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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