part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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