I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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