On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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