ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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