It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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