Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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