come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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