I smell stomach acid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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