Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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