um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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