Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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