If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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