remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
How external is "for external use only"?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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