Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You are the jesus of drinking
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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