I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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