Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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