chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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