quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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