You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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