Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
