I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
look no pants
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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